Andy's Page

Pumpkin Soup and Rocket Fuel...

Nick Found Peace With A Thai Girl In McDonalds!

This is a page dedicated to furthering your talent in the things YOU want... Beer, Cooking and Babes. And it will answer some mystifying world questions on a global scale!! And you thought HIS page made no sense!!!...

First up is probably the best and most innovative Bar and Restaurant in Hong Kong. Not least because I work there!! They do have their own page, adequate enough, and a good source of latest info on events, so if you live in H.K. click the pic for my bb's page and some pix of the mouthwatering dishes I have prepared in those hallowed kitchens!!!

phoebe Cates and Cindy Crawford...Two of the most gorgeous women on this earth...I was thinking of starting a page for each of them, but I don't have enough room, and the links are better than I could do anyway....click on the picture for more good pix pages, vetted by myself.....

SAN MIGUEL BEER FROM THE PHILLIPINES...

Whilst I'm sure my partner in crime has mentioned this, it deserves a mention here because I love it more,can drink it more, and besides which I'm determined to come up with a better picture and link than him, so check it out....!

Click HERE for more...

HE NEXT FEW LINES ARE ONLY HERE TO BE OF SOME SORT OF AMUSEMENT TO EVEN THE MOST DEDICATED OF WOMANS REALM READERS!

YOU HAVE BEEN CAUTIONED

There are many things in life which, it seems, only exist or occur purely to distract or confuse our daily routines. Some of the more obvious ones I have tried to address here, but more than this, others I don't have the faintest clue as to why they are, so if you feel you can help, PLEASE do so.....

Snickers bars taste nasty because peanuts just AREN'T sweet!

Gillian Anderson is top of FHM's totty chart because she's "intelligent" (apparently!)

A wrong number is never engaged, because if it was you'd never know!

True love never runs smoothly, because if it did 50% of all lawyers would be out of a job!

There is no such thing as dry cleaning, they just iron it, fold it, put it in a nice plastic jacket, and give it back!!

This page is entilted "Pumkin soup and Rocketfuel" because it was the most nothing to do with anything title I could come up with!

The Wanch is, therefore I drink!

and some why's....

Why are the spice Girls the most popular band in the U.K.??

What IS Inspector Morses first name??

Why do parents take their kids to the supermarket to smack them??

How does that guy KNOW she likes Milk Tray??