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Once upon a Time......
Five Nick and Andy's....??? ...one pair was bad enough......!!!!!
Once upon a time, there were three bears, Nick, Andy, and their ego.
One fine day, the three of them went out for a walk near to where they lived, in a town called flugelblaschworgun, near Hong Kong, and whilst treading slowly through the smog bluebells, they had a great idea, why not take the short cut through the fields and spend a day in Hong Kong......... this is their story........
The roads in Hong Kong were so pretty in spring, full of ferraris, mercedes, and toyota taxis, and spreading their heavenly perfume of noxious fumes for all to see and smell. Nick took a deep breath of fresh air, then, leaning politely on the nearest tree, coughed one of those grunting, nauseous coughs, the ones that seem to come from your boots, and rattle around your chest before arriving at your friends ears........ "good one" said Andy.
Nick: "fancy a Chung King Mansions curry..???
Andy: "never again..... I sold the last one back to them after it came back up...!!!!"
Nick: "You remember when...............??"
Nick: "You remember when...............??"
Andy: "Yes, a Flaming Lamborghini or two, what time did we get home that night...???"
Andy: "Yes, a Flaming Lamborghini or two, what time did we get home that night...???"
Nick: "no idea, sorry..."
Nick: "no idea, sorry..."
Andy: "Oh, look, it's the cultural centre, boring isn't it.."
Andy: "Oh, look, it's the cultural centre, boring isn't it.."
Nick: "yep..."
Nick: "yep..."
"look, the harbour...."
"look, the harbour...."
"yes, I know...."
"yes, I know...."
Nick: "It's those people again, they're following us....."
Nick: "It's those people again, they're following us....."
Andy: "no they're not, they're the ones taking the pictures for us.."
Andy: "no they're not, they're the ones taking the pictures for us.."
Nick: "oh yeah, I forgot.... sorry Ravi and Shanti.... oops....."
Nick: "oh yeah, I forgot.... sorry Ravi and Shanti.... oops....."
Andy: "never did understand that....... thing...... what about you...???"
Andy: "never did understand that....... thing...... what about you...???"
Nick: "nope..."
Nick: "nope..."
"look, we're on a boat"
"look, we're on a boat"
"yes, well spotted...."
"yes, well spotted...."
Nick: "wahey, look at us...... I'm the king of the castle, you're the dirty rascal.... ha-ha"
Nick: "wahey, look at us...... I'm the king of the castle, you're the dirty rascal.... ha-ha"
Andy: "be careful though, it's quite a long way down, should we fall for any reason....... eh.........??......."
Andy: "be careful though, it's quite a long way down, should we fall for any reason....... eh.........??......."
Andy: "ouch"
Andy: "ouch"
Nick: "ooff"
Nick: "ooff"
Nick: "who were those two dark figures that kept following us...??"
Nick: "who were those two dark figures that kept following us...??"
Andy: "dunno...??"
Andy: "dunno...??"
Someone: "sunset on the empire...??"
Someone: "sunset on the empire...??"
Both of us...: "NOT YET....!!!!"
Both of us...: "NOT YET....!!!!"
"look..."
"look..."
"yep".
"yep".
Nick: "there's those two strange dark figures who were following us...."
Nick: "there's those two strange dark figures who were following us...."
Andy: "that's us you berk...."
Andy: "that's us you berk...."
Nick: "oh yes, sorry...."
Nick: "oh yes, sorry...."
Oh, er.... just two anonymous men leaving some girly-bar we've never seen or been to before.......
Oh, er.... just two anonymous men leaving some girly-bar we've never seen or been to before.......
psst, Andy, did we get away with it.....??? yep, I think so......!!!! tee-hee........
psst, Andy, did we get away with it.....??? yep, I think so......!!!! tee-hee........
Nick: "who is that man.....????"
Nick: "who is that man.....????"
Andy: "dunno mate...."
Andy: "dunno mate...."
Darran: "there is a house, in New Orleans, they call the rising sun..... blah-blah-blah..."
Darran: "there is a house, in New Orleans, they call the rising sun..... blah-blah-blah..."
The arrival at the Wanch on a Sunday night... and then....
The arrival at the Wanch on a Sunday night... and then....
.......the leaving the Wanch on a Monday Morning...... oooh, my head hurts.....
.......the leaving the Wanch on a Monday Morning...... oooh, my head hurts.....
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