Quotes

The secret Quotes page that no-one knows about....!!!

"The Wanch is, therefore I drink......."-- Andy..."

'cos I want to drink his beer and shag his woman....." -- Oh, just someone.....er.....anonymous.

"HOW MUCH for one beer...???" -- all first time Hong Kong drinkers...!!!

"I love you andy." -- most of the wimmin on chat....!!!!!

"Magkano ba isang gabi....???" -- yet another anonymous one...... ha-ha.....!!!"

"Wish you were here.....So you think you can tell......" -- Two drunkards in the Wanch on a Sunday night....!

What came first..?? San Miguel Beer or the wheel......???" -- a truly knowledgeable person..... drunk again...!!!

"I'm worried, I'm too pissed.... take my wallet and my passport!!!! -- Rodney 'Rodders' Garton"

"C.A.F.S...fuckin' servers.......FUCK 'EM ALL....." -- The Black Heron.....

"When there's always cookies in the tin....Where's the fun in cookies....?" -- men behaving badly....!!!

"I hopem youn vcann ead thid..!! Ifg noir ita just Balaszs mailk ti me.QQ!!" -- Andy's drunken typing skills....!!!

"Look, HE sings, I dance, that's all....!!!!" -- Nick....

"Ikinagagalak ko po kayong makilala" -- Nick showing off again...!!!

"So, Nick, about the Strahnsvagen... what is it like...??? -- Lee 'Tree-Trunk' floppydopolis

"I've had a few to drink ....!!!" -- Fergus 'pissed again' Barr....

"So Nick, you're shagging her...???" -- A nameless friend of Nick.....!!!

"shwuff hig bbweegl plomm, nerkk....!!!!!!" -- Anthony - late sunday night (under the table again)....!!!

"THERE IS A HOUSE IN NEW ORLEANS .... THEY CALL THE RISING SUN .....!!!" -- Darran belting out his 'Sunday night special'....!!!

Thanks again, and good-night....................